why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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