Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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