...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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