girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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