I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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