How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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