he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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