He asked to "fluff my boner.."
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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