And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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