operation harelip BJ is a go
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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