dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
The air taste purple.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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