wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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