Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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