Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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