I wish you could order shots online.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
