So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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