Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
false alarm. still invincible.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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