did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The beers last night were like the tears from god
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Are we still banned from the library?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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