I want to make a zoo with you.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We need to rekindle our bromance
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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