Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
