I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
