Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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