He is an equal opportunity slut.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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