My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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