Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
he had hair everywhere except his balls
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Randomize