4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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