Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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