i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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