i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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