Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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