who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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