absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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