Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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