Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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