I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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