Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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