Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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