Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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