my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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