we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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