I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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