what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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