Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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