dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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