saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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