She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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