We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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