so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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