awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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