I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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