my room smells like sperm. sweet.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
time to smoke my breakfast
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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