We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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