Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
